Defending your cosplay to non fans ..
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
what do you call a message sent by a girl?
i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night
I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
"I coulda dropped my croissant"
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE
nononono don’t do that you’re turning me on
It’s been a while since I graced Tumblr with a selfie, and technically this is.
Best fucking shirt evvvveeer.